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Old School favorite friend quotes:
me: in college im staying far from ne thing that has a penis
ali: in college i'm going to like attack anything that has a penis... as long as they're tall and hot and smart
me:too bad that doesnt exist
"you know you want to see his long program...or at least hope it's a long program" me to ali
ali: so up until then, no guy has ever gone anywhere near the ass area, on me, any other girl, or even guy for that matter.
it just wasnt done
me: so ------ took it upon himself to be the first ass man? lol
sexual harrassment 101 is what project adventure should be called-me to ali
he needs to lay off the happy herb-about our favorite penguin
Cloud barrett: So what "book" aka penis did u wanna "read" aka suck?
OLPgrrl115: lol
OLPgrrl115: well my report is on "beowulf" so urs
OLPgrrl115: lol
Cloud barrett: I knew it
(not quite the quote, but as close as either of us remember)
pat: my dark gay coat
me: hahaha that's going on my profile
pat: glad then i didnt say i took out my dark gay coat and beat it.
"i want to suck your... juice??" ali lol
Funny
Physics Quotes:
"This class has the most action i've ever seen" elicia
"I can't get it up!" elicia
Changing positions-me
"The black kid?" michelle
"You have a problem with trees? You can't grow them?" brian
"Come be stupid with us" me
"I've been screwed like that b4, i dont want to be screwed again" alex
Door whore, door bitch, door slut, vanna white
"Size doesnt matter! it's the wrinkles that count!" elicia
"It's fuzzy.... I mean the slipper!" elicia
Former Quotes of the Day:
"and what kind of gym tour are you talking about?" nicole to dor
"do you boys of summer?" RIGS
"it's a big ball of hairy gay sex!"about what would happen if our favorite gay men had sex
::cruising through brentwood on comes stroke9 kick some ass::
"Jamie i dont think thats a good song to have playing through brentwood" my mom
"yeah ur prob right" me ::change song.... sugarcult stuck
in america::
"now there's irony for ya!" me :-)
Deelo 06: ouch matricide, thats gotta hurt
Auto response from OLPgrrl115: considering the act of matricide since it's 4:00 and my mother has once again pulled
a disappearing act with my car, and i have to be in at 5.........fucking mother!
OLPgrrl115: lol
OLPgrrl115: yeah well a little drastic but im just in a bad mood lol
Deelo 06: hah yeah i see that
Deelo 06: note to self dont get on ur bad side
OLPgrrl115: lol
Deelo 06: there might be tomicide
im sitting in the back of prints plus, and dorothy comes back from helping a customer, histererically laughing,
"The guy bought a picture and was like i hope you don't think im a pervert, so i was like no, i like pictures like
that too, and i didnt realize it, but it was a picture of two girls kissing!"
"Way to make yourse'f sound like a lesbian!"
about the couple who was nastily making out in front of dor, michele, and lisa in the movie theater:
"They were mouth fucking" dor
coldasice217: maybe u could pass for an 8th grader, but i might have trouble sneaking in
OLPgrrl115: u can be my mommy :-)
coldasice217: oh jesus, he'd loooooove that
coldasice217: and i can say that he wrapped my...food?
"screw you screw you screw you!" me
"Sean will be doing that this weekend" dor
coldasice217: but i'm sure u'd rather have him being the one giving u the hard time
"Yeah see i was going to come naked but i decided to spare you guys while i was driving" brigid
"i feel like im wearing a sheet- brigid
"damn if i would have known i would have worn a toga"-me
"yeah that boy was deffinatly enjoying the charlies angels action we got going on, we should prob give him his fantasy,
a blond a brunette and a red head" ali and me on the car ride home from heather's
AberColieFitch30: nite riggger
OLPgrrl115: man if i didnt know what u meant i would have thought that was something different
AberColieFitch30: hahahha lol sorry
AberColieFitch30: nite fellow r.i.g.s. member
AberColieFitch30: there...now im politically correct
AberColieFitch30: hmm write about WARPED
AberColieFitch30: describe the scenery
OLPgrrl115: hahaha and the clouds of sweet smelling air surrounded me... and i realized, hey thats not right, thats
marajuna!?!
"i wouldn't mind shoving a piece of pie or a tartuffo in her face"-me, after getting out of ulta where ali was verbally abused by former coworkers
"i wouldn't mind shoving a tartuffo in delivery boy #2's crotch and licking it off"-ali
ABERcolieFITCH30: hahha tru dat homie g funk GHETTO NESS will prevail all
OLPgrrl115: nooo emoness kicks ghettos ass and then runs home crying
Tombstone433u: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb
olpgrrl115: how many?
tombstone433u: none they all sit in a dark corner crying
"can you say new kids on the block?" Amy to chris about the new waiter
"great now everytime i look at him im going to hear the right stuff"me
sitting in starbucks with amy and ali
Amy: i cant believe im going flying with him thanksgiving weekend, and he's going to be flying.
Ali: mile high club that's all I have to say
Me: that would be skill if he's flying and ur doing that
Amy: is that even possible?. I mean my ears pop at high altitudes who knows what else pops?
talking about how sex therapy is like elementary ed....
Musichelle8: i can picture a little jonny now running home to his parents
"mommy mommy, this is what i did in school today!....(whipping it out)....lol...that's horrible...
olpgrrl115: oh man
sitting in the diner after the ataris, me renee, dor nicole and steve
"boys..... and jamie only have one thing on their minds"dor
*Halloween 2003*
"do you know how many 30 and 40 year old woman have asked me if they could
touch it?" chris about his fake ass
"does he know how many 17 year old girls wanna touch it?" Amy
"BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Amy and Ali in regards to db3
"we so should have a patio sleep over!" me
"Yeah like that doesnt happen every night in my dreams anyway"amy
"I mean i have had some nights i can remember"chris
"Dont even get me started" Lois
"Wow i wasnt expecting that from you, i was expecting that from them"Chris
pointing at me amy and ali
"Us? Ha! Yeah good gooder and goodest! ur funny chris!" Me
"Get thee to a nunnery!" ali and danielle to me
King Katow: oh my god the world is smaller than my will to go to school
"Oh man the patio sleepover... it could just be the hot bus people and the
hot delivery boys.... oh what fun!" ali
Musichelle8: o man--i completely understand--i feel like burning villages of
men with torches when it's my time of the month--
Musichelle8:(music)"baby i need your lovin-got to have all ur emo lovin"....]
Musichelle8: u should have a tickle me emo doll instead of tickle me elmo---haha
"its like something out of a bad porno... did someone order a sausage pizza...::bow
chica bow wow::" me ali and michelle about the delivery boy obsessions
"he can deliever it to you in 30 minutes or less" Michelle
ABERcolieFITCH30: smiles ass sucks
Tombstone433u: dont become a nun...ill never get to see you! (naked) lol
beachfrog77: ::hugsandkisses:: jamie rocks my socks! shes an awesomely amazing
gurlie who deserves the biggest damn hug from the hottest boy in the world :-)
"You think he has a magic stick?"elicia about the magician that hit on her
in starbucks
ABERcolieFITCH30: MATH in 30 minutes. the perfect day
"i feel like partying... how about right now... ::insert bad techno and stripping::"
danielle me and lu
"did ne one order a pizza... sorry i forgot the sausage.. wait no i didnt ::insert porno music::" lu
"think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts" me(stolen from the simpsons)
"i was just checking out a cop... can i get arrested for that?" heather
"we so scrubbed out, look at us, no one would even talk to us like this," heather
"hey ladies" boys from car
"damn we're good!" me
"big and beautiful, and little and lovely" me and michelle :-P
::i bend down on the bus to get a pen::
"Was that as good for you as it was for me?" michelle
::later that night amy at patio bends down to pick up something from the floor::
"damn amy i didnt know you were like that"me
"yes, jamie now that everyone isnt here i want you...just dont tell ali...
she'll get jealous"Amy
"Geez i really should become a lesbian!"me
"we should have run out after them"michelle
"and run out on a fellow nun? I think not" me
::listning to guster in the car with nicole and dor::
"wow this music is way too happy" me
"Im hungry"me
"im hungry for loving... and a cheese sandwhich"nicole
"I really hope thats not at the same time!" me
"you know cheese sounds good... mmm mac and cheese"me
"how bout some mac and matt"cole
"oh im gonna have some mac and sean"dor
-sitting in hell (aka SJC cafateria)
"its not who u know, its who u blow...its not about getting ahead its about giving head" steve
"yeah steve knows from expierience" me
"I cant resist a black beater" amy
"you know the only thing that would have made that sound more wrong is if u said a black wife beater" me
"u would go into convulsions" me
"i dont think there is a diagnosis of what i would do"amy
"your pickle has a tail" me to ali
"I dont know if its because hes from upstate and he doesnt know better, or
because he's just a dick"Ali
"so he's a hick dick?" me
"yeah so jason shared some disturbing news with me. he says that if a guy is
sucking his dick it doesnt make him gay"dor
::me hysterically laughing::
"See i do it for the laughs" jason
"Yeah cause your soooo about everyone else" me
"Hey everybody just know if ur a guy and ur sucking jasons dick... it doesnt
make him gay!" Eddie
"Well u need to lose the chaminade men, and find urself a good st anthonys
boy!" eddie
"how do i always manage to end up on my knees here?"-ali on her hands and knees
at work
"how to get ahead in the workplace...."-kevin
"do you want any of these?"-kat about clothes cindy was trying to give her
"no, i don't wear clothes outside of work"-janice
"i hate most of the male species" me
"well thats an improvement from last week" kevin
"he went to show me his hard drive, but it was just a mini disc" first mike
said it.. then it was just a running gag with me and heather lol
"you know what's a fun word... shlong" me
SilentBobI: I may not be god, but I damn well think I am
me: its like my first book is dedicated to mr smiles... and my "wife" cause
im sure ill be a vicious lesbian living in the village by the time i finally get published lol
michelle: hahahhahaa....it'll prob. be me....lol !
me: seriously. it will be like, dedicated to mr. smiles, and my lovely life partner michelle
michelle: oh what a combo
"cutting across the grass makes me feel so sacreligious or something"me
"hey dont trip over the baby jesus!" lu
"flopsy and mopsy" lu
"it's like santa clause with those things"lu
"you know you would give ne thing to go in there and botch that up"Susan
"yeah ill write lucille was here" lu
"whoever wrote let it snow should die!" michelle
john:fuck you!
me:where, when and how hard?
John:here, now and take is easy im still a lil sore from justin last night
me:so when do i get to see ur snake? **giggles*
Me:not that snake! i mean ur pet snake!
Coldasice217: i'm stroking him right now lol his ego, of course i mean,
i'm good, but i'm not that good
**pat was saying how he found his i like girlscouts pin**
pat: "so you a girlscout?" "no" "wanna be?"
me: hahahaha its like... actually no im a brownie.... hungry? :-P
pat: good answer::aplause::
me:its good but i still like the nice shoes wanna fuck better :-P
me:he left his hacky sac here... and im playing with it... im playing with
his sac.. oh boy
mom:love the neck jamie
me:im sorry mom, i got in a fight with the vacume cleaner...and it really kicked
my ass
mom:too bad it didnt kick your rooms ass too
mom:i swear jamie my dying wish is going to be just for you to smoke a bowl
with me.
mom:mike wants to take me out to dinner
me:scandalous!
heather:u gonna suck his dick? oh wait no only i do that cause im the dick
sucking whore, right mom?
amy:shottie booth one
me:shottie booth 6
amy:but it's by the window..you'll give everyone a show
me:i like that idea
ali:and its drafty
me:not with me in it.
ali:ill take 19
amy:and get walked in on by the dirty mexicans?
**amys wedding we're going to have boquets of garlic knots and throw parmasian
cheese after her and DB1**
**if the walls of patio could talk...oh boy**
**talking about the bert shirt**
"holy eyebrows!-ali
"holy d-unibrow!"-me
*jay about the sexcapade he went on**
CrackCityRckr666: i could role play and shit......like be the cop and she can be like "what's the problem officer?" and i
be like "drivin without my phone #"then be like "sorry ma'am i have to arrest you, ur too beautiful" and then put on porn
music...: that would rock the casbah
"its like pokemon gotta catch em all."jay
"jamie i am your pikachu and you are my bulbasaur"jay
"jay will u be a carni with me?"me
"sure,"Jay
"you can be the cute lil punk anarchist carney"me
"be all like you dont tickets i dont care go on"jay
"and be like do you like bush, no, go on for free"me
"do you like cops, no, go on for free!"jay
"yeah we call this place chicks with dicks most of the time"me
"well we might not have that but we have a gay guy and a whole lot of phallic looking candles if that is of intrest"jody
Jay:i dunno if its wiccan 2 sacrifice but if it is we got choco
**upon telling them the nuts for god story**
"i couldnt get any because they were peanuts and im allergic to peanuts. thats right im allergic to god's nuts"me
"says the half jew"chris
**on the phone with jody from work**
"hey jody im going to be a little late im going to dunkin donuts do you want ne thing?" me
"a built 22 year old"jody
"no seriously do u want something to eat?" me
"a hot built 22 year old"jody
**jody lets out huge belch and i look at him**
"im not your typical faggot, i burp and fart like no body's buisness!" jody
"i still remember our first kiss... we were on ur bed.. and i was on my knees"jay
"an atheist anarchist and a wiccan jew... your children are going to be the antichrist!"casey
"im an italian fruit... im a tomato"jay
"if there's a revolution...can i borrow this?"TC while holding my sword
lunadean115: looking for... short girl, short black hair, in long term relationship and looks like she walked out of 1950's
lunadean115: lol
SilentBobI: correct
SilentBobI: any questions class?
lunadean115: none lol
SilentBobI: its best if theyre still in the single digits
SilentBobI: last time I checked "goo goo gaga" didnt mean no
lunadean115: hahahahahahahahaha
lunadean115: omg quote of the day #2
lunadean115: and this is why i love talking to u... u never cease to have me rolling on the floor laughin lol
SilentBobI: correct
SilentBobI: that's cause Im the best
SilentBobI: pants down
lunadean115: this is true :-)
lunadean115: hahahaha
SilentBobI: its like hands down
SilentBobI: only a lot more exposure
SilentBobI: and a lot more fun
everyone should worship my 90 foot bunny!!!!!
me: 16 yr old girls luv u
jay: lol cause i am 1
me: which makes me a child molesting lesbo
jay: so when i masteurbate i'm giving a 16 yr old girl a handjob?
me: yeah so im a VERY happy girl right now :-)
jay: lol awesome.....i got work in 10 minutes so i'm not a happy girl at all
Dan: if my current girlfriend ever cheated on me i would kill her than go on a fucking spree till i got herpes... and then
after that i would give everyone herpes
*jay is on the phone with matt*
jay:so yeah dude you like totally started a riot
matt: woops
dave: im gonna rape you, im gonna rape you, and im especially gonna rape you!
jay:let's play a game of who can stay quiet the longest
dave: I LOSE!
"I surfed the Tsunami"
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